So in this first post, we’re going to teach you our number one trick to stop these telemarketers from calling you consistently during the most annoying times and hours of the day.
Where do these companies get your number by the way?
Well with the way internet marketing works nowadays, a lot of these companies can find you on Google someway or another. But don’t sweat it, we’re here to help you out. Here’s the number 1 step to help you avoid these calls in the future.
We’ve done it a ton of times in the past.
It still works today.
And it will definitely work for years to come.
Act like a fool over the phone!
Very simple but very effective.
Here’s an example:
Telemarketing company: “Hi, is this Joe?”
You: “I LOST MY TOILET!”
Telemarketing company: “Excuse me, is this Joe?”
You: “MY TOILET IS MISSING!”
Telemarketing company: “I don’t understand sir. I’m trying to find Joe.”
You: “THIS IS FRANK! WHAT IS JOE?! I LOST MY TOILET!”
Telemarketing company: “We’re trying to find Joe.”
You: “I LOST MY FRICKIN’ TOILET! THIS IS FRANK, THE GUY WITH A MISSING TOILET! IF JOE HAS MY TOILET, PLEASE CALL ME IF JOE HAS IT!”
Telemarketing company: “Sorry sir.”
You: “WHERE’S MY TOILET?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?!”
Telemarketing company: *hangs up*
I know this sounds hilarious.
Which it is!
BUT the truth is this…it works.
Act like a fool, and you’ll get them off your back.