We don’t collect your information (not even your tracking on our site, oh my goodness).
We don’t put cookies in your browsers (even though you can email us some Starbucks coupons so we can buy some of those double-chunk chocolate-chip cookies, whatcha say?!)
We wouldn’t sell your information if we ever did collect your email (not even if we were threatened by Dr. Evil for a billion dollars…maybe…)
Bottom line your info is safe with you. So don’t trouble yourself by million word privacy policies that make no sense at the end of the day. Ours is simple.
YOUR PRIVACY STAYS PRIVATE!
Kay? Alright, go enjoy the site. And seriously, send us some gift cards and stuff. This stuff isn’t free 😉