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A note from the other side

So in my quest to annoy phone solicitor I have been approached by the devil himself. Well maybe not the devil but a person who makes cold phone calls for a living. I told him first of he should find a new job, but he didn’t waiver.
Plus, that’s easier said than done when your family owns the business. I get advertising and spreading the word about your product or service, heck how else are people going to know about you? Well, google search I guess 
This youngster is building character and thick skin by making phone calls trying to drive business for his uncle. I think it is an invaluable skill that teaches what books or class rooms cannot. The run a very successful lawn care company and rely partially on door to door and phone solicitation to gain new clients. They are waking up and really pushing some on-line activities but a good percentage of new clients still come from cold calling.
So I asked this youngster be it through e-mail if he could see himself doing this long-term? And Why?
He responded with an absolute no, this was a summer gig and he was off to college to learn how to run a business. Further that he would never do cold calling again.
Funny thing though is most business graduates get into a sales job and in some aspect or another end up cold calling folks.
So I ask how he as a business would gain new clients, if not through solicitation?
His response was a classic millennial reply, I’ll just use web and social media.
Honestly, I love his response as that’s the way our culture has gone, toward the web. Although our web feeds are becoming just as annoying as the 6pm phone call disrupting dinner.
At least on the web you can close the ad or move on. As well on-line advertising is much more targeted so your likely to see ads that fit your needs, rather than random phone calls for credit cards or services you just don’t need.
I replied letting him know that I felt he was right on the money and on-line advertising was by far the present and future of business generation.
Honestly, I hope he graduates and creates an amazing business which brings tremendous value to the world.
But until then, lets’ give him hell, lol!
You never know who’s calling but rather than getting annoyed try and play games with them 
And make sure you register your number at www.donotcall.gov

The Classic

If you’re looking for a way to block your number from solicitations visit www.donotcall.gov and register your number.

However, before you do so, let me make a couple other Classic suggestions on how to play with these solicitations.

1) Answer with a foreign accent, and just no over and over again. If asked about your English just say no, if asked if someone else is there just say no, for every question just say no and see how long you can keep them asking 
2) Once they ask if so and so is home or if you are the owner etc.. Simply say yes and start ordering pizza. For example, I want three large pizza’s with breadsticks and soda. When they say I’m calling about xyz say yes but I want, “repeat order”.
They don’t know what to do 
3) Here’s a simple one, when they ask if this “Mr. Jones” say no but if you find that SOB you tell him to call me he walked out owing me rent for three months et.. and just go off on a rant..
4) Make so much noise they cannot hear you. When they ask you a question just repeat yourself, is this kitty? Kitty is this you? Why is it so loud Kitty? Hello Kitty? Over and over again until they disconnect.
5) The classic stall technique, of putting them on hold for 5-10 minutes which I love because it keeps them from calling someone else in the time you have them on hold. If by chance their still on the phone just ask who are holding for? Oh okay let me put you back on hold. I once had a gal sit on hold for 33 minutes, lol

These are a few of our favorites but don’t forget to let us know how you handle those calls, we would love to share the stories 🙂

Trick from our friends in Idaho

So as we launched our site we got a number of e-mails with stories of how to fend of these scavengers. One of the funniest was from a small business owner at a towing service, Tow Boise.  He was frustrated because his cell phone is always on and he needs to answer all calls, they might be an emergency, right.

Typically a biz owner can tell by the area code if the call is a solicitation. Unfortunately in his business he can’t as a number of calls are from people traveling through town. So he came up with a quick deflection, I thought was pretty clever.

So when he gets a call he always answers professionally in case its a service request. If it is sales call he’s quick to flip into “prank mode” and it goes something like this.

Sales: Hello is this Frank?

Owner: This is, how can I help you, is this a towing request?

Sales: Oh no sir, I wanted to call and talk about XYZ..

Owner: Oh well to tell you the truth this is the worst time, I’m actually taking care of a little business.

Sales: That’s exactly what I wanted to talk with you about.

Owner: I’m sorry I just cut one loose.

Sales: Ummm, a car?

Owner: No this phone is in the bathroom, you know we cant miss a call, it reroutes everywhere until we pick up.

Sales: So your in the bathroom?

Owner: Hold on, I got one breaching, ughhhhh, ahhhh, alright what were you saying?

Sales: Well I wanted to discuss how you could save blah blah blah..

Owner: Oh man its a rough day hold on… Ughhh, Alright that one passed. Whats up?

Sales: Is this not a good time? can I call you back?

Owner: ughhhhhh, wait what?

Sales: I can call you back, if this isn’t a good time.

Owner: Crap, I mean sure but not on this number, it our toilet phone.

Sales: Toilet Phone?

Owner: yeah you know in case we need to call the ambulance, what don’t you have one?

Sales: okay is there a better number?

Owner: sure its “555-555-5555” ask for Mr. Rooter.


I know it seems a little gross, but come on that’s seriously funny…. Plus he gets that number off their call list and gives them a completely random one.

Anyway, thanks for the tactic and I look forward to giving it a whirl.


The First Thing You Want To Do To Annoying Companies & People

So in this first post, we’re going to teach you our number one trick to stop these telemarketers from calling you consistently during the most annoying times and hours of the day.

Where do these companies get your number by the way?

Well with the way internet marketing works nowadays, a lot of these companies can find you on Google someway or another. But don’t sweat it, we’re here to help you out. Here’s the number 1 step to help you avoid these calls in the future.

We’ve done it a ton of times in the past.

It still works today.

And it will definitely work for years to come.


laugh bro

Act like a fool over the phone!

Very simple but very effective.

Here’s an example:

Telemarketing company: “Hi, is this Joe?”


Telemarketing company: “Excuse me, is this Joe?”


Telemarketing company: “I don’t understand sir. I’m trying to find Joe.”


Telemarketing company: “We’re trying to find Joe.”


Telemarketing company: “Sorry sir.”


Telemarketing company: *hangs up*

I know this sounds hilarious.

Which it is!

BUT the truth is this…it works.

Act like a fool, and you’ll get them off your back.